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Lifesmart TrueWash All-in-One Wet/Dry Sanitizing System for Fruits & Vegetables

  • All-in-one design that’s super easy to use every time
  • Cleans and sanitizes fruits, vegetables, jewelry, your phone, kids’ toys, etc.
  • Uses water, UV-light and activated oxygen to remove 99.9% of germs and bacteria
  • 8-liter capacity
  • Even more effective than rubbing an apple on your shirt
  • Can it make a margarita? It can sanitize one.
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Eating Clean

There’s nothing quite like browsing through the produce section in your grocery store and popping a snow pea pod in your mouth as you shop or coming home and chomping into a raw carrot before you get started with the meal prep.

Of course, if you dropped one of those snacks on the floor of the store (or even the floor of your kitchen), you’d surely want to clean it off before eating it…right?

Well, that whole notion is kind of preposterous. Or at least logically questionable.

Because if you think even a little bit about everything that your fruits and vegetables go through between coming out of the (dirty) ground and then traveling in some (dirty) truck and/or (dirty) boat before being handled by all manner of (dirty) hands before, during, and after being placed in a (dirty) produce bin, well…your (probably not very dirty) kitchen floor doesn’t need to be the deal breaker in this particular supply chain of contaminants.

Now let’s say you actually wash this stuff like you’re supposed to. Spray some water on it? Maybe scrub it a little bit? GTFO with that. Everybody knows that going through the motions like that is purely performative, like pointing your key fob at your car when hitting the lock button or washing your hands in the men’s room when somebody else is in there (cough).

When the stakes are eating dirt at best and being incapacitated by salmonella at worst, doesn’t it seem reasonable to spend thirty bucks on something to actually clean your produce?

This is that. It retails for way more than $30 but we can help you get the job done for less. It’s easy to use, self-contained, and simultaneously brings you clean produce and some peace of mind. Not bad, considering you usually just squirt some water on your pesticide-laden radishes that were covered in dirt and bugs a week earlier.

Happy munching!

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